Sadie Said

Sadie: "Dad, feel how soft my hair is. Mom put air conditioning in it."

(aka: hair conditioner)

Also:

Sadie: "To be a model you have to live in New York."

Me: "Do you want to be a model?" (As if I didn't know)

Sadie: "Yes."

Me: "Why?"

Sadie: "I just find it fascinating. And you get to wear make-up."